"Do you like sexy animals doing the wild thing? We have the super hot content on the Internet!"

I'm getting more and more of this stuff in my email. It won't go away.. I even take the time to follow some of their instructions to unsubscribe.. and then I get EVEN MORE! MAN.. First of all, I don't even WANT to see animals doing it. I mean, if you're going to catch my attention, this is definitely not it. Second of all, they have super HOT content of this stuff. Like HOT. Since WHEN was the biology film about the cow's three reproductive systems HOT??

OK, that's about all I can muster up for now.. man Jon, how can you write SO much?????